The (un)Australian was fortunate enough to grab a sneak peek of Treasurer Scott Morrison’s upcoming budget. Here’s a few key areas that old mate Scotty thinks might help him stay in office. Infrastructure Massive amounts of money will be poured… Read More ›
A coalition MP has opposed any raise in the Newstart Allowance saying that if she had to she was well and truly capable of living on a mere $40 an hour. “I’d have to make a few sacrifices such as… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has condemned the ABC after they refused to consider his application to become the third banana in pajamas, B3 in the networks planned live action reboot of the series. “The ABC has some hide in… Read More ›
Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce having just signed a book deal is now sweating on his supporters ability to be able to actually read a book. “It’s a big risk we are taking by giving a deal to Barnaby… Read More ›
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has expressed his anger at the behaviour of banking executives uncovered by the Royal Commission and promised to deliver harsh punishment to all involved by flogging them with the warmest of lettuce. “I am most upset… Read More ›
Greens leader and ‘federal joint chief’ Richard Di Natale told a smoke-filled Canberra party room on Friday that cannibalism needs to be decriminalised and legalised. “This day, the 20th of April, or 4/20 Day, we present our cornerstone policy; that… Read More ›
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