Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce having just signed a book deal is now sweating on his supporters ability to be able to actually read a book.
“It’s a big risk we are taking by giving a deal to Barnaby to write a book,” said Publisher Dusty Jacket. “But you never know his supporters did manage to fill in a slip to vote for the man so fingers crossed they can read a book.”
“Or at the very least they can read the title and pay the money for the book.”
When asked how he was feeling about launching his book Barnaby Joyce replied: “Mate, I am sweating bullets as you know I have families to feed. If this book tanks I may have to do something stupid like challenge for my old job back.”
Or if that fails then it’s off to the Private sector I go, hang on let me go and call Gina.”
Mark Williamson
You can check out our new show Decennium Horribilius at this year’s Sydney Comedy Festival. Hosted by The (un)Australian, the quiz show features teams of some of Sydney’s best comics trying to answer questions about the decade of the 1990s — with prizes for the audience.
Saturday May 5, 5.30pm. The Factory Theatre. Book tickets here.
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