The Minister for Immigration and aspiring Bond villain Peter Dutton has denied claims he cheated. Despite being caught on camera adjusting a visa with an au pair that he pulled out of his pocket. “This is 100% fake news. Those… Read More ›
Politics
Dutton Sticks Fingers In Ears And Screams La La La At Latest Press Conference
The Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton has put on a baffling display at his latest press conference by sticking his fingers in his ears and shouting ‘La, La, La’ repeatedly when asked a question by a journalist from the ABC…. Read More ›
Greens To Hold Nationwide Drum Circle To Analyse Election Failings
Greens leader Richard Di Natale has announced that the party will hold a nationwide drum circle to look at and analyse their recent election failings. “We’ve put it off for too long it’s time we all get together with our… Read More ›
South Australia To Decide: Devon, Fritz Or Belgium
South Australia will head to the polls this weekend to vote on whether to continue to call luncheon meat “fritz” or switch to calling it devon or belgium. Leading the campaign to continue referring to it as fritz is South… Read More ›
Dutton Says Australia Is Open To The White Type Of Asylum Seekers
Minister for Immigration, Border Protection and Making Lord Voldemort Look Like a Saint Peter Dutton has declared that Australia is open to accepting the white type of asylum seekers. Speaking to the Daily Telegraph’s columnist Miranda Devine on her live… Read More ›
Morrison Condemns Labor’s Proposed Champagne And Caviar Tax
Treasurer Scott Morrison has launched a scathing attack on the Labor parties proposed champagne and caviar tax claiming it unfairly targets pensioners. “Can you believe the hide of Bill Shorten. These pensioners have worked hard their whole life and all… Read More ›
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