Former fish and chip shop owner and one time contestant on Channel 7’s Dancing With The Stars, Pauline Hanson has issued a press release simply saying, ‘Look at me, look at me, look at me,’ repeatedly. The press release follows… Read More ›
Politics
Bill Shorten Shocked To Learn Bill Cosby Not A Type Of Lettuce
Federal Opposition leader and fruit and vegetable enthusiast Bill Shorten was shocked to learn that comedian and alleged rapist Bill Cosby was not a type of lettuce. Mr Shortens discovery came after an awkward conversation he had with a shopper… Read More ›
Jamie Briggs Bitterly Disappointed At Losing Ministry In Charge Of Partying Down
Former Government Minister and newly minted backbencher Jamie Briggs is bitterly disappointed over his recent demotion, as it means he is no longer the Government’s Minister for Partying Down — the role he has fulfilled since the Liberals returned to… Read More ›
Peter Dutton’s “Reply All” Button Removed As Safety Precaution
The Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet have instructed IT experts to remove the “reply all” button from all Immigration Minister Peter Dutton’s digital communication devices. The move comes as a safety precaution after Minister Dutton sent an SMS message… Read More ›
LNP Blocks Ian Macfarlane From Taking A Jump To The Left
The Liberal National Party Executive (LNP) has blocked Liberal backbencher Ian Macfarlane from taking a jump to the left at the LNP Christmas party. There was no word though on whether they allowed him to take a step to the… Read More ›
Tony Abbott On Track To Do More Interviews As A Backbencher Than As Party Leader
Former Prime Minister and volunteer fire fighter Tony Abbott is attempting to give more broadcast interviews in his remaining time as a backbencher than he did during his five year stint as party leader. Since leaving office with a pledge… Read More ›
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