Hundreds of wishy washy softcocks have been left disenfrachised after the deregistration of the Australian Democrats due to low membership numbers. “I don’t want to vote Liberal because I didn’t go to a private school and I don’t want to… Read More ›
Politics
Turnbull To Model Calvin Klein Underwear
The Abbott government’s communications minister, Malcolm Turnbull, has updated the Register of Members’ Interests to include his recent work in fashion shoots. The federal member for Wentworth had a varied career prior to entering politics, including law, banking and running… Read More ›
Western Australia Annexes Tasmania
Canberra has issued West Australian Premier Colin Barnett an ultimatum to withdraw West Australian police from Hobart within 48 hours. The move comes after Western Australia annexed Tasmania in the early hours of this morning. The act of aggression follows weeks… Read More ›
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Offended Kevin Andrews Forgot His Name
The Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has responded to an interview on the ABC on Tuesday night in which Australian defence minister Kevin Andrews seemed to have forgotten the Islamic State leaders name, saying: “I’m offended Mr Andrews forgot… Read More ›
Kevin Andrews Dumped From Pub Trivia Team
The host of The Durham Castle Arms regular Tuesday quiz night says Defence Minister Kevin Andrews has been elbowed out of the once formidable Lego-haired Legends and is unlikely to play again. Leigh Sales has told The (un) Australian she… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Upset Nobody Comments On Her Clothes
With leadership speculation mounting, yet again, foreign minister Julie Bishop has continued to have her credentials as a minister scrutinised, rather than her appearance. Bishop appeared again at a press conference on some international incident, but vented her frustration at… Read More ›