Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party (AMEP) Senator Ricky Muir has today mocked Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s labelling of the Senate crossbench as “feral”, saying: “In my entire time here, not a single Senator has thrown any kangaroo shit at all! “Seriously mate,… Read More ›
Politics
Newspapers Despair That Mike Baird Might Actually Lose
NSW Premier Mike Baird has taken time out from campaigning ahead of Saturday’s NSW State Election to sit down with the Sydney Morning Herald and The Daily Telegraph to talk to them about the very real chance that he might… Read More ›
Student Hospitalised After Overdosing On Smug At Kevin Rudd Ted Talk
19-year-old Harvard arts student Erin Halverson is in critical condition after ingesting toxic levels of smug at a Ted Talk presented by former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd in Massachusetts last week, police and Boston officials say. In a campus-wide… Read More ›
Today I Finally Achieved My Goal Of Outliving That Bastard Malcolm Fraser
A year and a half ago I quit writing. The ALP had just suffered a major blow in the Federal election. The Left was in a desperate need to return to its roots after growing fat on power and iced vovos…. Read More ›
Liberal Party Pay Tribute To Malcolm Fraser By Renaming Villawood Detention Centre
The Australian Liberal Party has today announced that they plan to pay tribute to former Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser who died unexpectedly at the age of 84 overnight by renaming the Villawood Detention Centre, The Malcolm Fraser Processing Centre. Former… Read More ›
Christopher Pyne Takes Bat And Ball And Goes Home
The Federal member for Sturt, Leader of the House, Minister for Education and all around happy chappy Christopher Pyne has today taken his bat and ball and gone home after a friendly game of cricket with his fellow politicians… Read More ›