Following yesterday’s leadership debacle, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has claimed that moving forward he will conduct himself as a changed leader. In the short term, this appears to be true, as the Prime Minister managed to catch himself before accidentally… Read More ›
Despite surviving a spill vote this morning, Tony Abbott has fallen to record lows as preferred Prime Minister in the Galaxy, Morgan and all-important Rupert Murdoch polls. “Tony has fallen 100% in the poll of Rupert Murdochs as the preferred… Read More ›
“Please, please, please, we are begging you, do not remove Tony Abbott as prime minister,” sobbed a statement directed at the federal Liberal Party cabinet that was released today by the Australian Political Comics For Cheap And Easy Gags, an… Read More ›
The Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today told sources that in a series of unfortunate events he has inadvertently pocket dialled every single government backbencher. The incident occurred as Turnbull was doing a little yard work in his modest Potts… Read More ›
WA backbencher and aspiring science minister Dennis Jensen is dismayed to learn that he is no longer allowed to eat with the cool kids at the cafeteria in Parliament House. Jensen, who this week went on the ABC’s 7:30 Report to… Read More ›
Sunshine Coast Independent Member of Parliament, the Duke of Wellington, has decided to support the Queensland Labor Party in their bid to form another dysfunctional state government. “It was a difficult decision,” he said from his castle. “But I feared… Read More ›
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