Politician, minister and prominent tweeter Fred Nile spent the day yesterday in Sydney taking “selfies” at Martin Place in the hope it would help end the hostage situation. Whilst most leaders and respectable human beings stayed out of the CBD… Read More ›
Politics
Co-Workers Engage In Intelligent Discourse On Terrorism, Immigration.
For the residents and workers in Sydney, it may be hard to wrap around your head around the armed siege taking place in Martin Place. That is unless you are lucky enough to work in the King Street office of… Read More ›
PM Abbott Launches ‘Blistering Attack’ On Misogyny During Defence Of Chief Of Staff
In a speech that has gone viral among international news sources, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has launched a“blistering attack” on Coalition MPs’ comments, actions and views during a defence of his Chief of Staff, Peta Credlin. As the Minister for… Read More ›
David Hicks Tortured AGAIN On Way Home From Night Out
Former Guantanamo Bay resident and bazooka enthusiast David Hicks has been tortured in Sydney overnight. Mr Hicks was at an end of year function catching up with old friends such as Attorney General George Brandis after which he decided to… Read More ›
Bishop’s Emoji Mishap Binds Australia To Climate Agreement
Australia’s Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop has inadvertently entered Australia into a binding emissions trading agreement after accidentally texting an affirmative emoji. Bishop, who is attending the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Lima, was asked by US Secretary… Read More ›
Mark Latham: The Greatest Prime Minister We Never Had
Former Opposition Leader and amateur taxi driver wrestling enthusiast Mark Latham has been named the greatest prime minister Australia never had. The award was bestowed upon Latham by the Liberal party. A party spokesperson told The (un) Australian, “Latham would have been… Read More ›