Former Guantanamo Bay resident and bazooka enthusiast David Hicks has been tortured in Sydney overnight. Mr Hicks was at an end of year function catching up with old friends such as Attorney General George Brandis after which he decided to catch a taxi home which is where the torture began.
Mr Hicks told The (un) Australian he knew something was wrong the moment he stepped into the cab, the smell inside the cab was reminiscent of his cell in Guantanamo bay on a bad day. From there it only got worse.
A traumatised Mr Hicks went on to describe in vivid detail the driver’s swerving from lane to lane, and him constantly telling Mr Hicks over and over again how it was his first night on the job.
Mr Hicks then broke down sobbing as he re-called the experience.
When told of Mr Hicks’ abuse Attorney General Brandis was appalled that Mr Hicks didn’t have a limousine waiting for him and promised to look into the situation.
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