Niche news network Sky News Australia has dedicated the weekend to attacking Prime Minister Anthony Albanese over his failure to take any action over the US Supreme court’s ruling on Roe V Wade. ”What is Albo actually doing?” Asked low… Read More ›
Politics
ScoMo & His Creepy Mate Invite Newly Single Rupert To A Boys Weekend In Manilla
Former PM Scott Morrison and his creepy mate George Christensen have reached out to their newly single mate, Rupert Murdoch to invite him away to a boys weekend in the Philippino capital of Manilla. ”Scott and I’s boys weekends tend… Read More ›
Greens Demand Australia Be Renamed As The “Us” In Australia Is Offensive To The Chronically Single
Greens Leader Adam Bandt has called upon the Prime Minister to rename the country as the use of “us” in Australia could be offensive to the chronically single. ”For too long, this country’s single people have been left behind,” said… Read More ›
Dutton Shocked That Most People Don’t Consider Puppy Strangling A Hobby
Opposition leader Peter Dutton (yep, really) has expressed shock to his advisors after they told him that the general public wasn’t as into puppy strangling as a hobby as he was. ”Peter is still getting used to being the front… Read More ›
ScoMo Condemns Albo For Failing To Cook Any Curries Or Build Any Chook Sheds
Former PM Scott Morrison has condemned his successor Anthony Albanese for failing to cook a curry or build a chook house and instead jetting off overseas to talk to World leaders. ”Where’s Albo’s priorities?” Asked the hi-vis wearing ex-PM. ”He’s… Read More ›
Politicians Should Have Diplomatic Immunity Declares Barnaby Joyce
Australia’s former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has written in an opinion piece in which he suggests that politicians, particularly opposition front benchers, should have diplomatic immunity, to help them get on with the job. “I, as a member of parliament… Read More ›
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