April Fools! As if Scotty from marketing would do anything to make an actual difference. Stay tuned this weekend as the PM releases pictures of his latest Bunnings project and a stylised photoshoot with the Easter Bunny. Happy Easter! You… Read More ›
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton who is now Australia’s new Minister for Defence has celebrated his promotion to the role by indulging in his favourite hobby of strangling puppies. ”It’s quite an honour to be made Minister for Defence,” said… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo has told the Nation’s ladies to not be too up in arms over Andrew Laming shooting a girl’s butt with a camera – reminding them that, in other countries, women get shot with guns. ”I know the… Read More ›
Rumours are flying within the Canberra bubble that current Attorney General Christian Porter will be appointed Minister for Women over the weekend when the Prime Minister reshuffles his cabinet. ”I won’t respond to any rumours or scuttlebutt,” said the PM…. Read More ›
The Prime Minister has taken the first step in his pledge to clean up the Canberra bubble by ordering the removal of all desks located in Female MP’s offices, so as to avoid temptation to the many chronic masturbators working… Read More ›
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has angrily called on the PM to end the parliamentary bonk ban as the pent up frustration around it is causing staffers to do silly stuff such as masturbate on female colleagues desks…. Read More ›
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