ScoMo Tells Women To Be Thankful That Laming Shot Up That Girl’s Skirt With A Camera Instead Of A Gun

Prime Minister ScoMo has told the Nation’s ladies to not be too up in arms over Andrew Laming shooting a girl’s butt with a camera – reminding them that, in other countries, women get shot with guns.

”I know the Nation’s ladies are a bit upset at the moment and to them I say – “Chill out! The footy’s on!,” said the Prime Minister. ”No one gets shot at the footy, you know.”

When asked why he was so keen to brush aside all the scandals involving his government and talk about the football, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Ordinary everyday blokes wanna talk about the footy – not who allegedly took a photo!”

”That said, maybe they might want to see the photo … but that’s beside the point. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to catch up with some good blokes at Engadine Maccas to talk shop and footy.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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