PM Orders Desks Removed From All Female MP’s Offices To Avoid Temptation

The Prime Minister has taken the first step in his pledge to clean up the Canberra bubble by ordering the removal of all desks located in Female MP’s offices, so as to avoid temptation to the many chronic masturbators working in Parliament house.

”I am a man of action and when I set my mind to do something it gets done,” said the Prime Minister. ”So, Ladies no need to thank me, the problem of the desk wankers has been solved.”

”Now, onto more important matters, how good’s the footy?”

When asked why he believed getting rid of desks rather than the masturbators was a good idea, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”A desk is easy to identify, how can we know who’s masturbating?”

”I don’t want to work in a place whereby any old man can be accused of being a wanker.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s been a long week and I need to get out of this bubble and head off to my favourite bubble, Engadine Maccas.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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