Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today announced that he has appointed the Australian cricket team as ‘Special Envoys to the Bush Fires’ in a move that he hopes will help reinvigorate struggling towns dealing with bush fires and drought…. Read More ›
Former Rugby player turned self-appointed hell, fire and brimstone preacher Israel Folau has stubbed his toe and immediately repented to the Lord for once watching an episode of the TV show Queer Eye For A Straight Guy. “The Lord moves in… Read More ›
The glue industry has issued a strongly worded press release today attacking the dog food industry for taking all the best deceased race horses and leaving them with the also-rans. “It’s time that the dog food industry got off it’s… Read More ›
Following last night’s investigation by the ABC’s 7:30 Report into the horse racing industry the Greyhound racing association has come out strongly and warned them to lift their game. “It breaks your heart to see the images that we saw on The 7:30… Read More ›
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called in the Army to protect race goers at Randwick racecourse from drug sniffer dogs. With a particular focus on keeping the sniffer dogs away from those attending the Everest horse race. “People just want… Read More ›
The Australian horse racing industry has pledged to switch from electric to renewable jiggers in the next year in an effort to make the sport more environmentally friendly. “Look we have heard the feedback that the public is not happy… Read More ›
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