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• Hastie Demands The Coalition Commits To Net-Zero Sussans

  By theunozblog on 16/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring Opposition leader, Andrew Hastie, has demanded that his Coalition colleagues commit to net-zero Sussan Leys or else he will take his bat and ball and go home. ”As a party we are done for if we don’t commit to… Read More ›

• Sussan Promises To Add An Extra S To Her Name In An Effort To Appeal To Voters

  By theunozblog on 15/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now), Sussan Ley, has promised to add an extra S to her name in an effort to turn around her shockingly low polling numbers. ”To the people of Australia, I have listened and I have learnt, you… Read More ›

• ”This Is My Leader And I’m Very Ambitious For Her,” Says Hastie About Ley

  By theunozblog on 12/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for Home Affairs, Andrew Hastie, has taken some time out of his day, which was definitely not spent on the phone talking numbers, to tell the press that he is ambitious for his leader Sussan Ley…. Read More ›

• Sky News Calls On It’s Viewers, All 6 Of Them, To Get Out And Protest Jacinta Nampijinpa Price’s Sacking

  By theunozblog on 11/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has called upon their viewers, all six of them, to get out and protest the sacking of Jacinta Nampijinpa Price from Sussan Ley’s cabinet. ”Jacinta is the future of the Liberal party,” declared Sky… Read More ›

• Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives

  By theunozblog on 05/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Victorian Premier, Dan Andrews, has been forced to flee to communist China to escape the obsessives at News Corp who continue to report his every move, despite the Premier being out of the public spotlight. ”It’s not ideal that… Read More ›

• Sky News Shocked To Learn That Low Ratings Aren’t Caused By Cancel Culture

  By theunozblog on 04/09/2025 • ( 16 )

  

  Niche news network, Sky News Australia, has conducted a forensic analysis of their ratings with the results indicating that their ridiculously low ratings were a result of putting out a crappy product rather than cancel culture. ”This came as a… Read More ›

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