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• Sky News Shocked To Learn That Low Ratings Aren’t Caused By Cancel Culture

  By theunozblog on 04/09/2025 • ( 16 )

  

  Niche news network, Sky News Australia, has conducted a forensic analysis of their ratings with the results indicating that their ridiculously low ratings were a result of putting out a crappy product rather than cancel culture. ”This came as a… Read More ›

• Australian Space Agency To Send Manned Holden Kingswood To Dubbo By 2035

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/09/2025 • ( 3 )

  

  Australia will be getting its very own space agency with plans to mount a mission to put astronauts on the surface of Dubbo within two decades. “Due to the high cost of petrol and the dodgy radiator we will have… Read More ›

• Sky News Declares Last Weekend’s Race Rallies Proof That The Governor General Needs To Dissolve Parliament

  By theunozblog on 02/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has told their viewers, all 6 of them, that the weekends’s race fuelled rallies were proof that the Governor-General needed to step in and dissolve parliament. ”When we have ten’s of ten’s of people… Read More ›

• Kebab Shops Report Roaring Trade Following Sunday’s Million Morons March

  By theunozblog on 01/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s kebab shops have reported a record breaking day of trade last Sunday, following the million moron anti-immigration marches that were held around the country. ”Mate, what a day, we have sold more kebabs today then we have in the… Read More ›

• Lonely Magpie Just Wants A Hug

  By theunaustralianblog on 29/08/2025 • ( 1 )

  

  A sad Shire magpie who simply wants a friend is unable to comprehend why everyone he swoops down on to give a hug to runs away in terror. “I’m so alone all day on top of this telegraph pole and… Read More ›

• All Australians To Be Made Pay A Levy Just In Case They Offend Linda Reynolds

  By theunozblog on 28/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition have announced today a new policy whereby every Australian will be made to pay a levy, which will cover them in case they offend former Senator Linda Reynolds in anyway in the future. ”A Coalition Government wants to… Read More ›

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