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• Most Popular Book Week Costume “The Super Competitive Parent Who Has To Be Best At Everything”

  By theunozblog on 19/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Characters from the best selling children’s book “The Super Competitive Parent Who Has To Be Best At Everything” are once again the most popular choice of costume for Book Week. “We’re expecting to see heaps of students turning up dressed… Read More ›

• Smug Office Worker Who Refers To The Footy As ‘Sportsball’ Surprised To Learn That They Weren’t Asked To After Work Drinks

  By theunozblog on 18/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Twenty eight year old Sydney based accounts assistant, Jeff Jones, has spent his week at work bemoaning to one and all how he has no interest in any of the weekends games of ‘sportsball’ as he calls it. Mr Jones… Read More ›

• Ted O’Brien Tells Reporters To Please Call Him TeOb

  By theunozblog on 15/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Shadow treasurer, Ted O’Brien, has told reporters that going forward he would like to be referred to by his new nickname, TeOb. He has also asked reporters to start describing him as a bit of a daggy Dad. ”Now that… Read More ›

• Angus Taylor Trapped In Office For 3 Hours After Confusing Push With Pull

  By theunozblog on 14/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition’s so-called potential saviour, Angus Taylor, has spent a harrowing 3 hours trapped in his parliamentary office are confusing push with pull when trying to open the door. ”It’s not the first time that we have had to go… Read More ›

• Albo Says Good Morning, Sussan Condemns Him For Ignoring The Afternoon

  By theunozblog on 13/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim Opposition leader and practicing numerologist, Sussan Ley, has held a press conference to condemn the PM’s decision to say good morning, claiming the statement was offensive to both the afternoon and evening. ”Mr Albanese needs to stop seeking to… Read More ›

• Bloke Who Walked City-To-Surf Proudly Wears His Medal To Work

  By theunozblog on 11/08/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  44 year old Accounts payable officer Mark James has proudly strode into his office wearing his city-to-surf medal, after taking three and a half hours to complete the race yesterday, allowing for a 20 minute stop for a beer at… Read More ›

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