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• Party That Campaigned On Sacking 41,000 Public Servants Pissed That They Will Lose Staff

  By theunozblog on 25/06/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The last federal election’s biggest losers, the Coalition, have chucked a massive tanty after being told by the Prime Minister that them losing seats results in losing staff. ”It’s a bloody outrage and I won’t stand for it,” ranted the… Read More ›

• The Australian Newspaper To Rebrand As The Daily Trump Gazette

  By theunozblog on 24/06/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian newspaper, a favourite amongst boomers, has announced plans to rebrand to The Daily Trump Gazette, in a move that it hopes will increase it’s presence online and reflect on what the paper is reporting on. ”Look, we sell… Read More ›

• Media Confuse Defence Lobbyist For Unbiased Commentator

  By theunozblog on 23/06/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s media pack have refused to apologise for confusing known defence lobbyist, Scott Morrison, with an unbiased and balanced commentator when it comes to seeking comments on the escalation of the middle-east conflict. ”Ah, look you know Scott was available… Read More ›

• Cable Channel That Struggles To Attract Viewers Believes PM Should Listen To Them More

  By theunozblog on 19/06/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche news channel, Sky News Australia, has spent the week/last 4 years ranting about how Prime Minister Anthony Albanese needs to listen to what they’re saying and act accordingly. ”We speak for the people of Australia unlike, the Prime Minister,”… Read More ›

• Trump Asks What The Aussie PM Means After Being Called A ”Soft C*ck”

  By theunozblog on 18/06/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  President Trump has spent his flight home from the G7 trying to figure out what Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, meant when he called the President a soft c*ck for leaving the summit early. ”President Trump has a lot of… Read More ›

• ABC Staff Shocked To Learn That The Coalition Didn’t Win The Election

  By theunozblog on 17/06/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  ABC management have held an all-staff meeting today to remind staff that the Coalition didn’t in fact win the last two elections and thus the Anthony Albanese led Labor party is in Government. ”We thought that the Coalition were the… Read More ›

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