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• Aussie Cardinal Looking Forward To Conclave Sausage Whilst Voting For The New Pope

  By theunozblog on 24/04/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  As Cardinals flock to Vatican City to pay respects to the old Pope and then elect a new one, an Australian Cardinal has told the local press of his excitement to be there, not only to vote but also consume… Read More ›

• Dutton Claims Inspiration For Child Sex Register Came To Him At Pell’s Funeral

  By theunozblog on 23/04/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that the inspiration for his child sex offender registry came to him as he sat down at Cardinal George Pell’s funeral. ”George Pell certainly cast a spell on the hard-right side… Read More ›

• Sky News Tries To Implicate Albo With The Death Of The Pope

  By theunozblog on 22/04/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s head cheerleaders, Sky News Australia, have spent the last night trying to link Prime Minister Anthony Albanese with the death of the Pope. ”Can the Prime Minister prove his whereabouts on the night the Pope died?” Asked Sky… Read More ›

• Barnaby Begs Dutton To Let Him Get Out On The Campaign Trail And Press The Flesh

  By theunozblog on 16/04/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s hand picked shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has begged his leader to get him off the bench and put him out in to the campaign so he can press some flesh. ”They’re trailing in… Read More ›

• Dutton Uses Son To Illustrate Difficulty In Young People Buying Their First Investment Property

  By theunozblog on 15/04/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s number one Donald Trump impersonator, Peter Dutton, has wheeled his son out in front of the press to illustrate the difficulty young people face in buying their first investment property. ”Times are tough and my son is a classic… Read More ›

• Dutton Orders Price To Make Australia The 51st State Of America

  By theunozblog on 14/04/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian opposition leader, Peter ‘Donald’ Dutton, has ordered his right-hand person, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price to get in contact with Donald Trump and do a deal to make Australia the 51st state of America ”Australia needs strong leadership and I am… Read More ›

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