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• Australia’s Leading Trump Supporter Sends Him A Thank You Card For Introducing Tariffs

  By theunozblog on 11/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s leading Trump supporter, Gina Rinehart, has sent President Trump a thank you card, after the US President introduced tariffs on Australian imports of steel and aluminium. ”Donald is an amazing President and I’m sure the tariffs he puts on… Read More ›

• Dutton Says He’ll Release More Policies As Soon As His Mentor Donald Trump Does

  By theunozblog on 10/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has reacted angrily to calls to release more polices, screaming at journalists that he will do so as soon as his mentor Donald Trump does. ”The Australian people need to know that I will do… Read More ›

• Temu Trump Doesn’t Rule Out Making New Zealand Australia’s 7th State

  By theunozblog on 07/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out making New Zealand the 7th State of Australia and is said to also have his eyes on buying West Timor. ”I said yesterday that I view President Trump as a very… Read More ›

• Trump Tells The Ukraine To Think About Disney World Kyiv

  By theunozblog on 06/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Co-US President, Donald Trump, has told the Ukraine to think about ending the war with Russia by bandying together and building a Disney World Kyiv with an accompanying Trump resort. ”People would flock to Disney World Kyiv, especially if you… Read More ›

• Gina Declares Australia Would Be A Better Place If It Were All Mine

  By theunozblog on 04/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s muse, Gina Rinehart, has declared that Australia would be a much better place if it were all mine. In an off camera rant, allegedly recorded at a McDonald’s drive thru. ”I stand by what I said, this country… Read More ›

• Dutton Promises To Convert Project 25 To The Metric System

  By theunozblog on 03/02/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that he has been doing the hard yards when it comes to Coalition policy, and will soon be announcing that he plans to convert the controversial, American designed Project 25, to the metric… Read More ›

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