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• Barnaby Won’t Drink Himself Into Oblivion In Any Pub That Doesn’t Honour Australia Day

  By theunozblog on 14/01/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to only drink himself into a stupor at pubs that honour Australia Day. The decision came after his leader, Donald Dutton, started his latest culture war attacking… Read More ›

• Dutton Pledges To Make Gina, Err, Australia Great Again

  By theunozblog on 13/01/2025 • ( 1 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has launched his party’s plans for the upcoming election at a small gathering on the fringes of Melbourne. The key plank to Donald Dutton’s campaign is his pledge to make Gina, err, Australia great again. ”Australian’s,… Read More ›

• The UnOz’s 2024 Person Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 19/12/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is highly anticipated, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. What a year 2024 was. Donald Trump proved that a man of conviction(s) will always be the favoured choice of… Read More ›

• Barnaby Promises To Make It Illegal To Sell Gingerbread People Without Baked On Genitals

  By theunozblog on 18/12/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to make it illegal in Australia to sell gingerbread people without baked on genitals, in an effort to combat wokeness. ”I’ve had a bloody gutful, what is… Read More ›

• News Corp Staff Given Peter Dutton PM Vision Boards In Lieu Of Christmas Bonus

  By theunozblog on 17/12/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Staff at News Corp Australia have been given Peter Dutton PM inspired vision boards, in lieu of a Christmas bonus, the decision was made with an eye on making sure the whole company kept their eye on the prize coming… Read More ›

• Dutton Tells Press To Leave Him Alone Till It’s Time To Whinge About Australia Day

  By theunozblog on 16/12/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s part-time Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has threatened Australia’s press to leave him alone over the festive season, and only contact him when it is time to start the annual whinge fest that is how to celebrate Australia Day. ”I’ve… Read More ›

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