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Dutton Comes Up With Another Excuse Not To Release His Nuclear Costings, Something About Christmas Or Albo

By theunozblog on 06/12/2024 • ( 0 )

Policy bereft Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has held a press conference in which he has provided another excuse as to why he has not released any details on his pie in the sky plan to bring nuclear power to Australia…. Read More ›
Dutton Dreaming Of A White Christmas

By theunozblog on 03/12/2024 • ( 0 )

Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has told fans/journalists how he longs for a white Christmas, one in which he can deck the halls with boughs of misogyny, err, holly. ”I am an old fashioned type of bloke and… Read More ›
Social Group Man-Child Attends BBQ With Cadbury Favourites Instead Of Actual Food

By theunozblog on 02/12/2024 • ( 0 )

Local man-child and social group deadweight, Trevor Millson (33), has again attended a Christmas social bbq with his friends brandishing nothing but a $10 box of Cadbury favourites. Wearing a t-shirt and jeans combo recycled from his laundry hamper, Trev… Read More ›
A Look Back At Senator Simon Birmingham’s Political Achievements

By theunozblog on 29/11/2024 • ( 1 )

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Tenants Asked To Consider Giving Their Landlords A BJ This Christmas

By theunozblog on 27/11/2024 • ( 0 )

Real estate agents around Australia are ”encouraging” their tenants to think about giving their landlords a BJ this Christmas, as a way to say thank you for providing them with an expensive place to live. ”It’s been a tough year… Read More ›
Labor Agrees To Give Max Chandler-Mather A Gold Star In Exchange For The Greens Passing Their Housing Bill

By theunozblog on 26/11/2024 • ( 0 )

After spending most of the year haggling, the Greens political party and the Government have come to terms on a housing bill that will help the country build more houses. The last minute deal is alleged to involve the Greens… Read More ›