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• Gina Asks Her Swimmers If One Of Them Could Start A Podcast Like That Lovely Joe Rogan Fellow

  By theunozblog on 12/11/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has put the call out to all the swimmers she ‘sponsors’ to ask if one of them could be so kind as to start a podcast. Preferably a podcast similar in style and reach… Read More ›

• Coalition Hires Focus Group To Help Decide Which Minority It Should Accuse Of Eating Cats And Dogs

  By theunozblog on 11/11/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Peter Dutton led Coalition, spurred on by Donald Trump’s US election win, have started their Australian election campaign early by employing focus groups to help them decide which minority group it should accuse of eating cats and dogs. ”Donald… Read More ›

• Rinehart Orders Dutton To Get An Orange Spray Tan ASAP

  By theunozblog on 08/11/2024 • ( 1 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has taken time out of her Donald Trump themed celebrations to get on the phone and demand that her favourite toy, Dutton, get an orange spray tan ASAP. ”As leader of the Coalition I… Read More ›

• Sky News Says American Election Proof Dutton Needs To Go Further Right

  By theunozblog on 07/11/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating cable channel, Sky news Australia, has taken a moment out from their Trumpian celebrations to launch a plea to Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, to move further right on his policies. ”Peter needs to stop trying to appease the… Read More ›

• Disgraced Columnist Returns To Disgraced Network

  By theunozblog on 06/11/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, have announced that disgraced columnist, Miranda Devine, who fled the country after being found to have defamed a disabled child (yep, really), will be fronting their US election coverage. ”The whole US election is… Read More ›

• Robert Kennedy Jr Promises To Make Tin Foil Hats Mandatory Should Trump Win

  By theunozblog on 04/11/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Donald Trump’s favorite conspiracy theorist, Robert Kennedy JR, has promised to make tin foil hats mandatory for all Americans, should Trump win the Presidency. ”We can’t have good honest Americans walking around with their thoughts unprotected,” said Robert Kennedy Jr…. Read More ›

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