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• Peter Dutton Halloween Costume This Year’s Top Seller

  By theunozblog on 30/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Costume shops all around the country have reported a surge in demand for Opposition Leader, Peter Dutton, themed costumes ahead of this year’s Halloween. “Mate they are flying off the shelf and to be honest I’m glad, as they are… Read More ›

• Sky News Says LNP’s Smaller Than Expected Win In QLD Proof The Party Needs To Move Further Right

  By theunozblog on 29/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating cable channel, Sky News Australia, has taken a moment away from celebrating the LNP’s Queensland election win to discuss how much bigger the win would’ve been had the party moved further right. ”A win is good but you know… Read More ›

• Chandler-Mather Flattered That The QLD Election Is Allegedly All About Him

  By theunozblog on 28/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Federal Greens Housing Spokesperson and a man who takes his time to walk past a mirror, Max Chandler-Mather, has held a press conference to talk of how flattered he is to learn that last weekend’s Queensland election was allegedly… Read More ›

• Dutton Tells Colleagues To Cool The Chat On Abortion Till After They Win The Election

  By theunozblog on 24/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has issued a directive to all his underlings to stop talking about criminalising abortion until after they win the next election. ”Though banning abortion is very popular in America and to some elements of the base,… Read More ›

• Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King

  By theunozblog on 22/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  An urgent inquiry has been called in to security at Canberra’s Parliament house after King Charles’ visit was marred by former PM, Tony Abbott, getting within knighting distance of his majesty. ”We nearly had a disaster on our hands what… Read More ›

• King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott

  By theunozblog on 21/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  King Charles has spent the weekend in Sydney laying low trying to avoid former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, the man who demoted the King’s Dad from a Prince to a Knight. ”The King was keen to get out and about… Read More ›

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