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• Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia

  By theunozblog on 18/10/2024 • ( 5 )

  

  This afternoon King Charles, a dude who once told his sidepiece that he’d like to identify as a Tampon, will visit Australia. The trip will be paid for by the Australian taxpayer in what is said to be a boon… Read More ›

• King Set To Visit Races After Camilla Draws Barrier Four For The Everest

  By theunozblog on 17/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  King Charles, Australia’s current head of state (yep, really), has added a visit to Randwick race course to the itinerary, after his side-piece turned partner, Queen Camilla (yep, she’s our Queen), drew the desired barrier 4 for the Everest. ”This… Read More ›

• Local DJ Priced Out Of The Inner West, Forced To Move Up To The Coast

  By theunozblog on 16/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Inner West DJ, Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese, has been forced to move up to the central coast after his trendy inner city suburb of Marrickville become too expensive for him. ”Times are tough you know, the DJ gigs aren’t as plentiful… Read More ›

• Toyota Hilux Owner And Magpie Bond Over Mutual Hatred Of Cyclists

  By theunozblog on 15/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Proud Toyota Hilux owner, Jayden Jaydensen has formed an unlikely bond with a local magpie. The 26 year old tradie said he was scoffing down his daily four and twenty during his second lunch break when he saw the magpie… Read More ›

• Dutton Celebrates Newspoll Success By Strangling A Puppy

  By theunozblog on 14/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader and Australia’s next Prime Minister according to Sky News, Peter Dutton, has celebrated the news that he has risen in the polls by indulging in his favourite hobby of strangling puppies. ”As a politician you work hard and… Read More ›

• Sales Of Coat Hangers Tipped To Boom Should The QLD LNP Win Government

  By theunozblog on 11/10/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Coat hanger producers are talking up the prospect of a sales boom in the Australian state of Queensland, should the LNP party form Government following the upcoming election. ”It really is the golden age of coathangers,” said coat hanger manufacturer… Read More ›

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