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• “Let Them Eat Yellow Cake,” Dutton Tells Those Opposed To Nuclear

  By theunozblog on 27/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, fresh off releasing no new details of his nuclear power policy, has reacted angrily to all those against the policy (sic) saying: ”let them eat yellow cake.” ”Bloody Greenies, inner city elite and the so-called journalists… Read More ›

• Dutton Warns Journalists: ”Ask Any More Questions About Nuclear And I Will Punch You In The Neck!”

  By theunozblog on 26/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Unpopular Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has held a press conference today where he warned the Nation’s journalists to stop asking him questions over his nuclear plans, or he would punch them directly in the throat. ”Where do these journalists… Read More ›

• Dutton Tasks Angus With Setting Up A Go Fund Me To Pay For The Nuclear

  By theunozblog on 25/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has tasked his shadow Treasurer, Angus Taylor (yep, really), to set up a Go Fund Me account with the hopes of raising 140 billion in order to pay for the nuclear power plants that they plan… Read More ›

• Little Plastic Soy Sauce Fisheries Close To Collapse

  By theunozblog on 20/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The worldwide sushi industry is under threat due to overfishing of plastic soy sauce fish stocks, with leading marine biologists predicting a collapse of the entire fishery within the next five years. “Ten years ago we used to see schools… Read More ›

• Chandler-Mather Misses Meeting After Being Distracted By A Mirror

  By theunozblog on 19/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Greens poster boy, Max Chandler-Mather, has apologised to his colleagues after missing a party meeting due to being distracted by a mirror. ”The Albanese Government needs to stop doing whatever they are doing and focus on the big issues, like… Read More ›

• ”Hope You Like Mung Beans,” Shouts Bandt To Dutton As He Invites The Coalition Over For Dinner And A Drum Circle

  By theunozblog on 18/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Greens Leader (for now), Adam Bandt, has been seen walking around parliament house with a spring in his step after learning that Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, had accepted his offer of coming over for dinner and a drum circle. ”I… Read More ›

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