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• Assassination Attempt: Man With Potato Peeler Spotted Near Dutton

  By theunozblog on 17/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Fresh off the news of the alleged assassination attempt against felon turned Presidential nominee, Donald Trump, Sky News Australia is reporting of an assassination attempt against Coalition leader, Peter Dutton, after a man was seen nearby carrying a potato peeler…. Read More ›

• News Corp Launches Operation Polish A Turd

  By theunozblog on 16/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  News Corp Australia has launched it’s new initiative, operation polish a turd, with a series of flattering articles in their weekend papers praising the performance of Opposition leader Peter Dutton. ”For some reason Rupert and his billionaire mates think Pete’s… Read More ›

• Barnaby Not Sure What Trump’s Problem Is With People Eating Pussy

  By theunozblog on 13/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues that he is puzzled by Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, being upset by people eating pussy. ”I understand that for men of a certain generation there is… Read More ›

• Dutton Calls On The PM To Audit The Nation’s Cats and Dogs

  By theunozblog on 12/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader, Donald Dutton, has demanded that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese immediately get his Government to conduct an audit of the Nation’s cats and dogs to be sure that none are being eaten by immigrants. ”If it’s happening in… Read More ›

• Barnaby Demands Qantas Bring Back The Mile High Club

  By theunozblog on 10/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that all airlines, but especially Qantas, bring back the mile high club. ”Flying around the country is part of the job, so why am I prevented from… Read More ›

• Police Investigate Mysterious Stab Wounds In Back Of Current Vice Chancellor Of Canberra University

  By theunozblog on 06/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  ACT Police have today announced that they will launch an investigation into the mysterious stab wounds that have appeared in the back of the current vice chancellor of Canberra University. The investigation was announced on the same day that former… Read More ›

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