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• Dutton Defends Appointing The Ghost Of Menzies To Head Up NSW Libs

  By theunozblog on 05/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Gina Rinehart’s favorite play thing, Opposition leader Peter Dutton, has come out strongly to defend his decision to appoint the ghost of former PM, Bob Menzies, to head up the NSW Liberal party. ”The fact that Bob has been dead… Read More ›

• Dutton Tells NSW Libs: ”Don’t Worry, Daddy’s Here”

  By theunozblog on 04/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW Liberal party, fresh off discovering one of their politicians has been charged with rape, has been placed into administration by the Federal Lib’s, with leader Peter Dutton telling his NSW counterparts to not worry, as Daddy’s here. ”It… Read More ›

• Sky News’ Viewers, All 6 Of Them, Strongly Support Nuclear

  By theunozblog on 03/09/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche news station, Sky News Australia, has revealed that a survey of their viewers, all 6 of them, has showed that they are all in favour of nuclear power. ”When Sky News speaks, people listen,” said a Spokesperson for the… Read More ›

• Joyce Starts His Speech To The Bush Summit By Thanking His Traditional Owner, Gina

  By theunozblog on 30/08/2024 • ( 1 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, made sure to thank his traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, before delivering his speech at the Bush Summit that was held this week. ”I’m an old fashioned bloke who believes… Read More ›

• Taliban Announces Celebratory Sausage Fest To Commemorate Nation Being Girl Germ Free

  By theunozblog on 28/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Afghanistan’s ruling Taliban party has announced that the Nation will be holding a celebratory sausage fest to commemorate the country being declared ”girl germ” free. ”Happy days on the streets of Kabul brother,” said a Taliban Spokesperson. ”Finally men can… Read More ›

• Vote For Us Or Linda Will Sue: Coalition Launches New Election Slogan

  By theunozblog on 26/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition has rebounded strongly from their NSW council election debacle, where they managed to not enrol their candidates, despite having 4 years to do so, by launching their slogan for the upcoming Federal election. ”Vote For Us Or Linda… Read More ›

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