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• Reynolds To Sue $100 Million Powerball Winner Claiming They Deprived Her Of The Winning Ticket

  By theunozblog on 23/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Coalition Senator, Linda Reynolds, has directed her team of lawyers to go after the winner of last night’s $100 million dollar Powerball. Claiming that the she had been deprived of the winning ticket. She also instructed her team of lawyers… Read More ›

• Donald Dutton Pledges To Make Australia White Again

  By theunozblog on 20/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian opposition leader and aspiring Trump Cosplayer, Donald Dutton, has promised the country that he will do his best to make Australia white again.” ”Anthony Albanese has a lot of hide,” said the Opposition leader. ”I mean, how dare he… Read More ›

• Party That Can’t Fill Out A Simple Form Wants the Public To Trust Them To Run The Country And Build Nuclear Power Plants

  By theunozblog on 16/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition, fresh off a massive administrative bungle that resulted in them not being able to run candidates in upcoming council elections, has told the public to forget all about that and trust them to run the country, and build… Read More ›

• Dutton Defends Joyce: ”Gina Likes Him So I Like Him.”

  By theunozblog on 15/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has come out in defence of his shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, after the member for New England spent parliamentary question time throwing slurs and abuse at the Prime Minister. ”Gina Rinehart thinks very… Read More ›

• ScoMo Happy To Leave The Court With His Pants Not On Fire

  By theunozblog on 14/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has left court after testifying in the Linda Reynolds defamation case, telling friends that he’s relieved to get out of there with his pants not on fire. ”Never good to be in… Read More ›

• Albo claims he’s a “$1.20 chance” Of Fixing Up This Gambling Thing

  By theunozblog on 13/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister, until Bill Shorten finds his knife collection, Anthony Albanese, has told colleagues that he’s a $1.20 chance of fixing up this gambling thing that everyone seems so bothered about. ”Albo is confident, you know the Rabbitoh’s haven’t had… Read More ›

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