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• Sussan Says If It’s Not Weird To Add An Extra S To Your Name

  By theunozblog on 01/08/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s spokesperson for numerology and using tax payers cash in order to purchase investment properties, Sussan Ley, has denied that it is weird that she added an extra S to her first name. ”Numerology has added so much more… Read More ›

• Joyce Asks Duty-Free Dutton To Pick Him Up Some Tia Maria On His Way Back From Israel

  By theunozblog on 31/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has asked his leader, Peter Dutton, to pick him up a bottle of Tia Maria from customs when he returns from his latest overseas jaunt. ”Pete loves a little… Read More ›

• Andrew Bolt Threatens To Resign, Shocking All 3 Of His Viewers

  By theunozblog on 30/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  A man found guilty of breaching the racial discrimination act yet somehow given a news show to host, Andrew Bolt, has shocked his viewers, all 3 of them, by threatening to resign should James Murdoch become his boss. ”How dare… Read More ›

• Office Know-It-All Moves On From Trump Assassination Attempt To The Olympics

  By theunozblog on 29/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Steve from Accounts, otherwise known as the office-know-it-all, has been spotted hanging out in the break room flicking through an Olympic program in an attempt to lure people in to a one-sided chat about the Paris Olympics. ”Last month it… Read More ›

• Rupert Regrets Taking Parenting Advice From Gina

  By theunozblog on 26/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Newly married billionaire, Rupert Murdoch, has told acquaintances that he is regretting talking to fellow billionaire parent, Gina Rinehart, about what to do with his kids. ”Bloody Gina, told me not to talk to my kids but rather take ’em… Read More ›

• Sky News Defends Trump’s VP Pick Over Revelations He Violated A Couch

  By theunozblog on 25/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Low-rating news channel, Sky News Australia, have come out strongly to defend Donald Trump’s pick for Vice-President, JD Vance, after it was revealed in his best-selling book, Hillbilly elegy, that he once violated a couch. ”Let he who has not… Read More ›

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