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• Senator Reynolds Appointed Shadow Minister For Suing Women

  By theunozblog on 24/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition has today announced that West Australian Senator, Linda Karen Reynolds, has been appointed shadow minister for suing women. In a move designed to shore up the Coalitions standing with the female voter. ”Linda is perfectly suited to this… Read More ›

• Dutton Returns From American Holiday Promising to Make Australia Hate Again

  By theunozblog on 18/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has returned from his little holiday jaunt to America renewed, refreshed and ready to make Australia hate again. ”Such a great trip, I mean the things I saw and the people I met, just great times,”… Read More ›

• Sex Obsessed Middle Aged Creep Appointed Australia’s Moral Compass

  By theunozblog on 17/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Sex obsessed middle-aged creep, Kyle Sandilands, famous for once talking to a teenage rape victim on-air about her sex-life, has been appointed Australia’s official moral compass. In a move that’s been celebrated in Sydney but ignored in Melbourne. ”Kyle’s a… Read More ›

• Trump Assassination Attempt Leads Dutton To Demand Stronger Potato Peeler Control Laws

  By theunozblog on 16/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has taken time away from his little American Vacation to lecture the Australian media on the need for the country to look at greater potato peeler control laws. ”We live in a country that is… Read More ›

• BREAKING: Introducing The Weekly Flush

  By theunozblog on 15/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Each week The UnOz will wade through the crap that is Australia’s opinion columnists and present the best worst takes of the week, with the winner being awarded the weekly flush. Our inaugural winner is Miranda Devine. Miranda is best… Read More ›

• “IT’S A CONSPIRACY” Yells Country That Still Hasn’t Worked Out If The One From 1963 Was A Conspiracy

  By theunozblog on 15/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Americans have taken to social media in the millions to loudly yell that the assassination attempt on former President turned convicted felon, Donald Trump, was a conspiracy. Despite the Nation still having no idea whether the last successful Presidential assassination… Read More ›

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