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• Office Know-It-All Moves On From US Politics To The Tour De France

  By theunozblog on 03/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Steve from Accounts, otherwise known as the office-know-it-all, has been spotted hanging out in the break room flicking through a cycling magazine in an attempt to lure people in to a one-sided chat about the Tour De France. ”Last month… Read More ›

• Greens Demand PM Makes Drum Circles Compulsory In Schools

  By theunozblog on 02/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Greens have today walked out of Parliament and called an emergency press conference where they demanded that the PM rush through legislation making drum circles compulsory in all schools. ”What sort of Government is Anthony Albanese running when… Read More ›

• Sussan Calls On Colleagues To Rebrand Their Energy Policy Nnuclear Ppower

  By theunozblog on 01/07/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Following dismal results in the latest News Poll polling the Opposition’s leading advocate of numerology, Sussan Ley, has called upon colleagues to rebrand their toxic energy plan and call it nnuclear ppower. ”Numerology has done wonders for me, so I… Read More ›

• Barnaby Apologises For Accidentally Sending The Hawk Tuah Vid To All His Contacts, Again

  By theunozblog on 28/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has apologised after accidentally sending the hawk tuah video to all his contacts, for the second time this week. ”What can I say, I’m a bit clumsy when it… Read More ›

• Barnaby Fumes After Government Bans Tutti Frutti Flavoured Vapes

  By theunozblog on 26/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, was seen storming around parliament house ranting and raving after learning that the Government planned to ban Tutti Fruitti flavoured vapes, his personal favourite. ”Bloody Government, they need to… Read More ›

• ”It’s Not A Lie If News Corp Report It,” Dutton Tells Colleagues

  By theunozblog on 20/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has told his colleagues to not worry about the lack of detail or mistruths said at the launch of the Coalition’s nuclear policy launch, as it’s not a lie if News Corp reports it…. Read More ›

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