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• Dutton Prepares To Release Gina’s Nuclear Plan To The Nation

  By theunozblog on 19/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has told colleagues that the nuclear energy plan that the Coalition’s traditional owner, Gina Rinehart, has been working on is finally ready to be released to the public. ”Gina’s a very busy person, what with looking… Read More ›

• Attention Seeking Racist Bigot Picks Fight With Boy Who’s Dad Died When He Was Young

  By theunozblog on 18/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Pauline Hanson, a Queensland based attention-seeking racist bigot has started picking on Robert Irwin, a young boy also from Queensland who lost his famous Father when he was young. Ms Hanson started bullying Mr Irwin by stealing his likeness to… Read More ›

• Dutton Celebrates Polling Success By Strangling A Basket Of Puppies

  By theunozblog on 17/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has celebrated his success over the weekend in overtaking Prime Minister Anthony Albanese in the polls by heading to his local pet store and strangling a basket of puppies. ”It’s important that we don’t just dwell… Read More ›

• Barnaby Implores All Australians To Learn To Pull Out

  By theunozblog on 12/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has launched a nation wide campaign to encourage all Australians to pull out. ”Trust me, I know the consequences of not pulling out,” said the member for New England…. Read More ›

• Dutton Promises To Abolish The Metric System

  By theunozblog on 11/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has delivered a speech over the weekend where he pledged to take Australia back to the good old days by abolishing the metric system. ”People are confused and it’s time the Government acted and abolished this… Read More ›

• Entire Nation Trying Not To Picture Rupert Murdoch Doing It

  By theunozblog on 06/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s 26 million people have spent the morning trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks floating on it but it’s… Read More ›

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