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• Dutton Fumes After Being Asked When His Nuclear Policy Will Be Released

  By theunozblog on 05/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, was left fuming yesterday after an Australian journalist dared to ask him when his much feted nuclear policy would be released. After the Dark Lord promised to release the details over 12 weeks ago. ”The journalists… Read More ›

• Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed

  By theunozblog on 04/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  A shire pub trivia player has admitted to secretly changing the answer to a question before handing over her team’s answer sheet for marking at the end of the round. “Carol has brought this new guy along who insists that… Read More ›

• Dutton Stubs His Toe: Puts Out Press Release Condemning Labor Over It

  By theunozblog on 03/06/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s head hate hydrant, Peter Dutton, has stubbed his toe this morning and immediately put out a press release condemning the Labor Government over it. ”Just what is Labor actually doing to prevent good honest Australian citizens from stubbing… Read More ›

• Paul Murray Promises Anyone Who Switches Their Vote To Dutton A Free Reach Around

  By theunozblog on 30/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating Sky News Australia host, Paul Murray, not to be confused with low rating Sky News Australia hosts, Chris Kenny or Andrew Bolt, has pledged to deliver personally a reach around to any voter who switches their vote from… Read More ›

• Couple With Stroller At Vivid Make 200,000 New Enemies In One Night 

  By theunozblog on 29/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  A Sydney couple have acquired nearly a quarter of a million lifetime enemies as they blithely pushed their eighteen month old around Vivid in a stroller. “God forbid we should have thought this through a tad and maybe gotten a… Read More ›

• Dutton Doesn’t Rule Out Introducing National Service For Those Under 40

  By theunozblog on 27/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has refused to rule out National service in Australia for those aged 40 and under. The move follows UK PM (as of publishing), Rishi Sunak, promising to introduce National service in the UK… Read More ›

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