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• Dutton Tells Cabinet That He’s Taken Angus Taylor Off To ‘Live’ At The Farm

  By theunozblog on 23/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has gathered his cabinet colleagues together to tell them the special news that he has taken the shadow Treasurer, Angus Taylor, to the country to ‘live’ on a farm. The move follows Taylor’s disastrous… Read More ›

• Vegans Call For A Ban On The Bunnings Sausage Sizzle

  By theunozblog on 21/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Vegans have launched a petition to ban the Bunnings sausage sizzle, claiming the smell of burning flesh combined with the phallic shape of the sausage is off putting and offensive to the community at large. ”It’s time that Bunnings… Read More ›

• Dutton’s Dire Polling Results In Sussan Thinking Of A Lib Sspill

  By theunozblog on 20/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s leading proponent of numerology, Sussan Ley, is speculated to this week be considering mounting a challenge to leader Peter Dutton, following the weekends dire polling results for the Coalition. ”We thought with the media going to town and… Read More ›

• A Nuclear Reactor In Every Backyard, Nan Working Till She Drops & Blame Everything On The Foreigners Dutton’s Vision For Australia

  By theunozblog on 17/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (as of publishing), Peter Dutton, has released his terrifying vision for the country, should he take the throne from current Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. With the alternative Government planning to put a nuclear reactor in every backyard, have… Read More ›

• BREAKING: Leaked Copy Of Peter Dutton’s Budget Reply Speech

  By theunozblog on 16/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  “Mr Speaker in response to the Government’s budget I’d like to say, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no… Read More ›

• Budget Loser: Sky News Australia

  By theunozblog on 15/05/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Treasurer Jim Chalmers has this week released his third budget and with it there has been notable winners and losers. The most notable loser thus far appears to be Sky News Australia, who despite spending hundreds of thousands of dollars… Read More ›

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