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• Fury After Comedian Kicks Out A Couple Trying To Conceive During MICF Show

  By theunozblog on 23/04/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Drama has erupted over an incident that occurred at a Melbourne International Comedy Festival (MICF) show this weekend. Where a couple were kicked out by the comedian performing, after being caught trying to conceive a baby during the show. ”We… Read More ›

• Sky News To Power Australia With Nightly Nuclear Outrage

  By theunozblog on 22/04/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating news and opinion channel, Sky News Australia, has been tipped to be named as Australia’s future source of fuel with plans afoot to start mining the channel’s hosts for their nuclear outrage. ”This is a great move as… Read More ›

• Dutton Demands A National Apology: From Rape Victims To His Senators

  By theunozblog on 19/04/2024 • ( 1 )

  

  The Opposition leader (as of writing), Peter Dutton, has demanded a national apology from all Australian rape victims to his Senators. ”I understand that rape can be traumatic, Jen Morrison was good enough to drop by the party room and… Read More ›

• Woolworths Now Taking The Piss By Releasing Commemorative Turkish Delight Tins For Anzac Day    

  By theunozblog on 18/04/2024 • ( 1 )

  

  Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci has admitted that the supermarket chain is now just plain fucking with the Australian public as he unveiled the store’s new range of commemorative turkish delight tins in time for Anzac Day. “Stuff everyone, I’ve only… Read More ›

• Dutton Likens Media Misunderstanding His Port Arthur Comparison With The Death Of JFK

  By theunozblog on 17/04/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now), Peter Dutton, has lashed out at what he calls left-wing media who didn’t understand his speech that compared a non-violent protest at the Sydney opera house with the death of 35 people at the Port Arthur… Read More ›

• Exhausted Jen Up All Night Explaining The Lehrmann Verdict To ScoMo

  By theunozblog on 16/04/2024 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s wife, Jen Morrison, has taken the day off today due to exhaustion from spending the night trying to explain to her husband the Lehrmann verdict. “Poor Jen, it took hours to explain this to ScoMo,”… Read More ›

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