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• Sussan ”SS” Ley Demands To Know The Colour Of The PM’s Underwear

  By theunozblog on 30/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ”SS” Ley, has demanded that the Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, release the details of what colour underwear he is wearing on a daily basis. ”The Prime Minister needs to stop being so secretive and reveal all… Read More ›

• Sussan ”SS” Ley Condemns The PM For Not Consulting Sky news Over His Choice Of T-shirt

  By theunozblog on 29/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim Opposition leader, Sussan ”SS” Ley, has condemned Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, after the PM was spotted in a Joy Division t-shirt that he had not sought approval from Sky news Australia to wear. ”I don’t step out of the… Read More ›

• Barnaby Tells One Nation And The Nationals To Consider Him The Golden Bachelor

  By theunozblog on 28/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  The member for New England, know for passing out drunk in the streets of Canberra and impregnating a staff member, Barnaby Joyce, has told One Nation and the Nationals to consider him the golden bachelor and start wooing. ”Look, this… Read More ›

• Sussan Reaches Out To Barnaby And Invites Him Over For A Lovely Beef Wellington Dinner

  By theunozblog on 27/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has reached out to her rebellious colleague, Barnaby Joyce, to invite him over for a lovely beef wellington dinner. ”Teams squabble from time to time but what good teams do is they always settle their… Read More ›

• Abbott Advises Sussan That Knighting Prince Andrew Will Lift Her Popularity

  By theunozblog on 24/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister, Tony Abbott, has taken some time out from rewriting Australian history to offer some advice to beleaguered opposition leader, Sussan Ley. His advice, to consider knighting Prince Andrew. ”Everyone loves a Royal, so why not bestow upon… Read More ›

• KRudd Reaches Out To Angus Taylor To Discuss White Anting Amongst Other Topics

  By theunozblog on 23/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s ambassador to America, Kevin Rudd, has reached out to the member for Hume, Angus Taylor, to discuss the benefits of white anting amongst other topics. ”I saw Sussan Ley on TV the other day and she had a few… Read More ›

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