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• Albo’s Number Leaked After Thieves Steal Redeye Records Order Book

  By theunozblog on 15/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, has had his phone number leaked after thieves broke into Redeye records and stole their order book. ”I’m not happy about this,” said the PM. ”Not only is my number out in the open, but… Read More ›

• Barnaby Demands A Parliamentary Enquiry Into Bonnie Blue’s 1057 Men Sex Stunt

  By theunozblog on 14/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Sussan Ley’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded that the Albanese Government hold a parliamentary enquiry into adult star, Bonnie Blue’s 1057 men sex stunt. ”We need to get to the bottom of what this Bonnie Blue… Read More ›

• Sussan Plans To Arrest Her Falling Popularity By Adding Another S To Her Name

  By theunozblog on 13/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim Opposition leader, Sussan Ley, has told colleagues that she plans to arrest her falling popularity by adding an extra S to her name. ”People were very interested to hear why I am Sussan, not Susan,” said the interim leader…. Read More ›

• Guest Editorial: An Australian Mt Rushmore As Picked by Tony Abbott

  By theunozblog on 10/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  What an honour and a privilege it is for theunaustralian.net to have me write for them today a column on who I think should be on Australia’s Mt Rushmore. The first face to be chiselled into the rock is of… Read More ›

• Abbott’s New Australian History Book To Printed Exclusively In White Ink

  By theunozblog on 09/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really), Tony Abbott, has announced that his soon to be released book on Australian history will be printed exclusively in white ink. ”I’m very excited for the people of Australia to get to read a… Read More ›

• Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins

  By theunozblog on 08/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  An obscure AFL player who has yet to play 6 games at a senior level is trending on X after speculation emerged via AFL Trade Radio that they might be worth as many as 2 first round draft picks. ”Sure,… Read More ›

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