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• Hastie Tells Friends He Quit Over Sussan Ley’s Demand That He Add An Extra S To His Surname

  By theunozblog on 07/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Rogue Coalition backbencher, Andrew ‘friend of Gina’ Hastie, has told his friends (Gina), that he quit Sussan Ley’s cabinet after the Liberal leader demanded that he add an extra S to his surname. ”Yeah, people think it was over the… Read More ›

• NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead

  By theunozblog on 03/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  NRL supremo, Peter ‘the man of feathers’ V’Landys, has spent NRL Grand final week on the phone trying to find an entertainer to replace Teddy Swims, after the singer had to cancel due to illness. ”We thought that we had… Read More ›

• Di Caprio Congratulates Keith Urban On Giving An Older Woman A Chance After Hearing He’s Dating A 25 Year-Old

  By theunozblog on 02/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Noted environmentalist, Leonardo Di Caprio, known for his dedication to recycling relationships has congratulated singer Keith Urban on his willingness to give older women a chance. After learning that Urban, 57, was now dating a 25 year old following his… Read More ›

• Barnaby Tells Nicole Kidman He’s There For Her If She Needs A Shoulder

  By theunozblog on 01/10/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s leading authority on marriage breakdowns, Barnaby Joyce, has reached out to actor Nicole Kidman to tell her that he has a shoulder if she needs one to cry on. ”I know marriage breakdowns can be hard, trust me, I… Read More ›

• Ray Hadley To Sing A Medley Of Broadway Hits At The NRL GF Following Teddy Swims’ Illness

  By theunozblog on 30/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Former radio broadcaster, Ray Hadley, has answered an SOS call from the NRL to belt out a few tunes at the Grand final following Teddy Swims unexpected illness. ”I’m not much of a singer but I know the people of… Read More ›

• Thousands Of Brisbane Lions Fans Gather To Get A Glimpse Of Really Pissed Footballers

  By theunozblog on 29/09/2025 • ( 0 )

  

  Fans of back to back football champions the Brisbane Lions have swarmed to their home ground hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve waited 50 years for… Read More ›

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