A man at a Connells Point barbecue who boldly stated that he doesn’t know much about politics before embarking upon a rant about what’s wrong with the state of the world has proven to be 100% correct. “I thought maybe… Read More ›
A Current Affair
Porter Tipped To Be Named Minister For Women
Rumours are flying within the Canberra bubble that current Attorney General Christian Porter will be appointed Minister for Women over the weekend when the Prime Minister reshuffles his cabinet. ”I won’t respond to any rumours or scuttlebutt,” said the PM…. Read More ›
Hanson Calls On The Government To Nuke The Drought
Pauline Hanson has taken time out from her new hobby of sliding down famous Australian landmarks to demand that the Prime Minister do something for the farmers like nuking the drought. “It’s about time this Government did something for the… Read More ›
Human Excrement Levels Atop Uluru At Dangerously Toxic Levels
Experts have warned that the level of human excrement on the sacred site of Uluru is reaching potentially toxic levels. The warning comes after human excrement was filmed sliding down the side of the monolith by a camera crew from A… Read More ›
One Nation Celebrates Their Candidates Going One Day Without Doing Something Completely Stupid
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has sent out a press release to congratulate their candidates on going one day without doing something completely stupid. “This is a great achievement for this party,” said a Party Insider. “I mean at the… Read More ›
Hanson Warns That Our Strip Clubs Are In Danger Of Being Swamped By My Candidates
One Nation’s leader and head recruiter Pauline Hanson has warned Australians that our strip clubs are in danger of being swamped by her candidates. “My fellow Australians it is time that we took action, we can no longer tolerate our… Read More ›
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