Coach of AFL side Essendon and possibly the Australian legal profession’s greatest benefactor, James Hird, has today announced he’ll be putting his dream of riding the Tour de France on hold so he can focus his full attention on coaching… Read More ›
AFL
MCG Lowers Food Prices Thanks To New Sponsorship Deal With Nanna’s
The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) has taken the unprecedented step of lowering the cost of purchasing food and drink at the venue ahead of the launch of this year’s AFL Season, following a new sponsorship deal with Nanna’s berries. The… Read More ›
Australia To Punish Indonesia By Sending More Footy Teams to Bali
The Australian government has today warned Indonesian in the event of the execution of two of the members of the Bali 9, it would consider punishing Indonesia by sending more football teams to Bali on end-of-season footy trips. Bali has… Read More ›
Collingwood FC: Casual Racism Leads To Profits
Collingwood Football Club are set to report strong profits after a year marred by racial controversy. “We’re feeling about as big as King Kong after this result” said a jubilant Eddy McGuire. “If it wasn’t for this nations casual approach… Read More ›