Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers. ”What a coup for the… Read More ›
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PM Tells Those Criticising His Candidate For Warringah To Be More Tolerant
Acting Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has defended his controversial candidate for Warringah and their abhorrent anti-trans gender views by calling for those who oppose her to show some tolerance. ”The people of Australia are sick of people who are… Read More ›
Press Pack Turns On Albo After He Serves Only Domestic Wine At Media Mixer
The Canberra press pack has turned on Opposition leader Anthony Albanese after they were served only domestic wines at the Labor pre-election party mixer. ”This will definitely cost Labor the election,” said a member of the press pack, off the… Read More ›
Albo Apologises To Colleagues For Saying The Saints Released ‘I’m Stranded’ in ’74 Not ’76
Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has apologised to his Labor colleagues after being caught out on the campaign trail saying that seminal Australian band The Saints released their hit single I’m Stranded in 1974 when it was in fact released in… Read More ›
ScoMo Says: ”I’m Not Racist, But….”
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has defended himself against accusations that he has used racial slurs in the past by declaring that he’s not racist, but……. ”Australians know that under my Government if you have a go, you’ll… Read More ›
Queensland Warned Of Approaching Plague Of Politicians
The State of Queensland has been put on high alert today of an approaching plague of politicians seen gathering near the State’s newly opened borders. ”We ask all members of the public to go about their normal everyday lives but… Read More ›
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