Niche news network Sky News Australia is hoping tonight’s leaders debate between their mate ScoMo and the dastardly Anthony Albanese will lead to the low rating station doubling their audiences from 6 to 12 viewers.
”What a coup for the network to land the leader’s debate,” said a Sky News Spokesperson. ”So glad to see that the debate between that inner city hipster Albo and our glorious leader ScoMo isn’t being covered by the biased their ABC.”
”It’s on the right network.”
When asked why the debate was given to the ridiculously low rating news network, the Sky Spokesperson said: ”We are the highest rating news service beginning with the letter S in the country.”
”When people want news or some background noise, they turn to us.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to head out with my universal remote and see how many televisions in bars, food courts and hospitals I can switch to Sky.”
”If I do well I might drag in another 3 or dare I say 4 viewers.”
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