The Australian Labor party has announced that after witnessing the events of the last week that they have voted unanimously to ban their colleague Anthony Albanese from purchasing or owning a knife for the foreseeable future. “We think it’s for… Read More ›
The ABC has put psephologist Antony Green back into a state of suspended animation in a vault deep under the organisation’s headquarters in Ultimo. “We all love Antony but he becomes an absolute pest around the building when there isn’t… Read More ›
Member for Grayndler Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has spent his Sunday on the phone to local knife sellers King of Knives to query them over their returns policy. “I bought a new set of knives a couple of weeks ago and… Read More ›
Fresh off winning his inner city Sydney seat of Grayndler, Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has today refused to rule out challenging the Avalanches for a spot at the musical festival Splendour in the grass. Speaking to The (un)Australian, deputy leader of the… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 