The man who walked out on Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s apology to the stolen generation, Peter Dutton, has demanded that all Australians celebrate Australia Day with gusto, or else. ”I, and my good friends at News Corp have decided that… Read More ›
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Dutton Demands A National Apology: From Rape Victims To His Senators
The Opposition leader (as of writing), Peter Dutton, has demanded a national apology from all Australian rape victims to his Senators. ”I understand that rape can be traumatic, Jen Morrison was good enough to drop by the party room and… Read More ›
Barnaby Calls For A National Apology To Victims Of The Bonk Ban
The Opposition’s shadow minister for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has demanded the Government issue a National apology to victims of the previous Government’s bonk ban. ”A lot of lives were ruined due to the ill-thought through bonk ban,”… Read More ›
Dutton Tells 4 Corners Producers He’ll Release Their Loved Ones Once He Sees The Ratings
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told the producers of ABC’s 4 Corners that he will release their loved ones from captivity the moment he sees the ratings for last night’s show. ”It won’t be too long now… Read More ›
China Apologises For Thinking We’d Listen To Sam Dastyari
The Chinese government has issued a grovelling apology to the Australian people for assuming that we’d ever pay any attention to Sam Dastyari’s opinion on anything. “We have insulted the intelligence of an entire country by choosing Senator Dastyari above… Read More ›
Hollingworth Says Sorry To Children Forced To Listen To Christian Guitar Players
Dr Peter Hollingworth has apologised on behalf of the Anglican church to a generation of children who grew up forced to listen to acoustic guitar players singing cool soft rock gospel songs. Speaking to the Royal Commission into Born Again… Read More ›
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