The Australian Liberal Party has today announced that they plan to pay tribute to former Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser who died unexpectedly at the age of 84 overnight by renaming the Villawood Detention Centre, The Malcolm Fraser Processing Centre. Former… Read More ›
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Human Rights Commission Accused Of Shocking Pro-Human Rights Bias
In a stunning rebuke, the Human Rights Commission was roundly condemned by Prime Minister Tony Abbott for a shocking bias in favour of human rights in its report on children in Australia’s detention centres. Mr Abbott, a renowned impartial commentator… Read More ›
Scott Morrison One Step Closer To Life-Long Dream Of Global Domination
Evil supervillain and Immigration minister Scott Morrison could be heard cackling loudly to himself in his office at Parliament House after his immigration bill passed the Senate in the early hours of December 5, a source told The (Un)Australian. “HAHAHAHA, my… Read More ›
Morrison ‘Deeply Disappointed’ With Hanson-Young’s Stance
The Minister for Immigration and Boarder Protection, Scott Morrison, is reportedly “surprised and deeply disappointed” by the strong opposition with which his attempt to reintroduce Temporary Protection Visas has been met by Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young. On Thursday afternoon, Morrison… Read More ›
Liberal Campaigner Resigns Over Nazi Links, Hired To Head Immigration Department
Scott Harrison, who was working as a political campaigner for the Liberal Party in Victoria, resigned after his recent links to white supremacist neo-Nazi groups was revealed in order to take up a senior position in the Immigration Department. The… Read More ›
Morrison Categorically Refutes Claim He’s Using Manus Island As ‘A Cheap Labour Source’ For Personal Theme Park.
A spokesperson for the Minister for Immigration and Border Protection has refuted claims that Scott Morrison is using Manus Island as a source for cheap “carnival operators” for a theme park called “Morrison-Land”, which it also denied existed. “The Australian… Read More ›