Following news that food manufacturer Allen’s Lollies will be renaming their Red Skins and Chicos products, One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has demanded to know why no one is calling for the stationery product ‘White Out’ to be renamed. ”Where’s… Read More ›
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Abbott and Howard Argue Over Who Should Be First To Provide Dyson Heydon With A Reference
Former Prime Ministers Tony Abbott and John Winston Howard have gotten in to a heated argument over who should be first to provide disgraced former High Court judge Dyson Heydon with a character reference. ”It was quite a discussion between… Read More ›
Opponents Of 5G Technology Enraged That They Are Unable To Count That High
Opponents of 5G technology have called on authorities to force Telco’s to re brand it as they claim that a lot of their supporters struggle to count past 3 let alone 5. “This is just another example of lefty elitists… Read More ›
Rowan Dean Ecstatic To Learn That 8 People Tuned In To Watch His Larrikin Doco On Sky News
Australian satirist Rowan Dean (sic) is said to be ecstatic today after learning that his documentary, which debuted on Sky News, about the alleged death of the “Aussie larrikin” was watched by at least 8 people. ”When we commissioned this… Read More ›
John Howard’s Eyebrows Given 24/7 Police Protection
Former Australian Prime Minister John Winston Howard’s eyebrows have been given 24/7 police protection to protect them from potentially being targeted by protesters. ”We have received word that an attack is planned on the former Prime Minister’s eyebrows,” said a… Read More ›
Government To Handout $25K Grants For Anti-5Gers To Cover Their Houses In Foil
The Morrison Government has announced a new $25,000 grant for people who are fearful of 5G technology to cover their houses in tin foil. The announcement comes following extensive lobbying from One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts. ”This is a good… Read More ›