Confusion is rife within the Liberal Party over rumours that Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull is preparing to announce his candidacy in the Manly Dam Spill. Turnbull has previously indicated that were a spill motion to pass, it would not be… Read More ›
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ISIS Recruiter Declares ‘We’d Give You Monday Off’
In the lead up to Anzac Day a recruitment video for ISIS has emerged, which declares that if ISIS Day fell on a Saturday you’d still get Monday off. The recruitment video is clearly trying to woo disgruntled Australians who… Read More ›
Budget Leak: Immigration Detainees To Pay Own Way
Plans to introduce a policy whereby illegal boat arrivals must pay for the cost of their own detention has been leaked a few weeks away from announcing the federal budget for 2015-16. The leaked budget documents indicate that under the… Read More ›
Demise Of Australian Democrats Leaves The Wishy Washy Softcocks Vote Up For Grabs
Hundreds of wishy washy softcocks have been left disenfrachised after the deregistration of the Australian Democrats due to low membership numbers. “I don’t want to vote Liberal because I didn’t go to a private school and I don’t want to… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Upset Nobody Comments On Her Clothes
With leadership speculation mounting, yet again, foreign minister Julie Bishop has continued to have her credentials as a minister scrutinised, rather than her appearance. Bishop appeared again at a press conference on some international incident, but vented her frustration at… Read More ›
Alan Jones Presents Prime Minister With ‘To Do’ List
Former rugby coach, radio broadcaster and burlap sack spokesperson Alan Jones has today presented Prime minister Tony Abbott with a ‘To Do list’ for him to act on in order to keep Mr Jones and his listeners happy. In an… Read More ›