A Sydney woman has come home to find her Samsung Smart Television reading through her journal. Madeleine Jones of Erskenville says she arrived home late from work last night and was concerned when she noticed her television missing from the… Read More ›
Following the Liberal Party voting down by 61 votes to 39 the chance to replace Tony Abbott as Prime Minister, Bill Shorten’s Labor party has today ordered 61 balloon bouquets to be sent to their Liberal party counterparts. The gifting… Read More ›
Federal Liberal senator and a man who believes marriage equality will lead to people marrying animals Cory Bernardi has called for a spill to occur among the voices in his head. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “At first Cory… Read More ›
The Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today told sources that in a series of unfortunate events he has inadvertently pocket dialled every single government backbencher. The incident occurred as Turnbull was doing a little yard work in his modest Potts… Read More ›
WA backbencher and aspiring science minister Dennis Jensen is dismayed to learn that he is no longer allowed to eat with the cool kids at the cafeteria in Parliament House. Jensen, who this week went on the ABC’s 7:30 Report to… Read More ›
Sunshine Coast Independent Member of Parliament, the Duke of Wellington, has decided to support the Queensland Labor Party in their bid to form another dysfunctional state government. “It was a difficult decision,” he said from his castle. “But I feared… Read More ›
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