Sunshine Coast Independent Member of Parliament, the Duke of Wellington, has decided to support the Queensland Labor Party in their bid to form another dysfunctional state government. “It was a difficult decision,” he said from his castle. “But I feared… Read More ›
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Liberals Set To Install Campbell Newman As Prime Minister
The Liberal party is poised for a shock move on Monday by replacing Prime Minister Tony Abbott with recently disposed Queensland Premier Campbell Newman. Reports from within the party say they are desperate for a change in leadership. One backbencher… Read More ›
Breaking: Tony Abbott To Appoint Prince Philip Minister For Foreign Affairs
Prince Philip will become the Minister for Foreign Affairs when Parliament resumes on Monday, Tony Abbott has announced. The Prime Minister, who has been battling rumours of a leadership spill, appears to be using the cabinet reshuffle to demonstrate to voters… Read More ›
Julie Bishop Unveils New “It’s On” Emoji
A senior Liberal MP has described the relationship between Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Minister for Foreign Affairs Julie Bishop as “toxic and untenable” after Ms Bishop unveiled the latest in her trademark range of designer Emoji. After days of… Read More ›
Australians Shocked To Learn That Northern Territory Has Politicians As Well
Australians have been shocked to discover that the Northern Territory has politicians as well and that they are as dysfunctional as their own. ‘I thought Crocodile Dundee lived up there with Yothu Yindi and that was it,’ said Julie White… Read More ›
Tony Abbot Breaks Reset Button With Excessive Use
The Australian taxpayer will fork out $1700 to fund the installation of three new “reset” buttons in the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet after the previous button was broken by excessive usage. A senior cabinet minister from the Department of… Read More ›