Australians have been shocked to discover that the Northern Territory has politicians as well and that they are as dysfunctional as their own. ‘I thought Crocodile Dundee lived up there with Yothu Yindi and that was it,’ said Julie White… Read More ›
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Tony Abbot Breaks Reset Button With Excessive Use
The Australian taxpayer will fork out $1700 to fund the installation of three new “reset” buttons in the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet after the previous button was broken by excessive usage. A senior cabinet minister from the Department of… Read More ›
Women Relieved To Find Out It’s All Their Fault
Women across Australia have expressed relief at the news that the person at the centre of the Prime Minister’s ‘knight-gate’ is indeed a woman. The Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff, Peta Credlin, has been held responsible for the knighting of… Read More ›
Queensland Votes 2015: The (un) Australian Endorses………….
Editorial The chance to determine the government of the great state of Queensland comes only once every four years. It is crucial that, when voters are presented with this determination that they do so with a view to ensure a… Read More ›
Tony Fitzgerald Warns The Queensland Electorate That People Maybe Elected In Elections
Queenslanders have been left pondering their state affairs today after discovering that pretty much anyone can be Premier. The former corruption commissioner and agony aunt, Tony Fitzgerald QC, DC, XP, warned voters, ‘Anyone can be Premier, even people.’ In… Read More ›
Abbott Tipped To Appoint Prince Andrew Head Of Royal Commission Into Child Abuse
Following the success of his ‘Captain’s pick’ in knighting Prince Philip, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is tipped to announce later this week that Prince Andrew will be appointed head of the Royal Commission into Child abuse. The contentious appointment comes as… Read More ›