Though only January, Oxford dictionary has already decided that the Gen Beta phrase: ‘Goo Goo Gaga Dada’ will be their word of the year. The move follows last year’s decision to declare the Gen Alpha phrase ‘Brain rot’ the 2024… Read More ›
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Baby Booted From Arj Barker’s Show Signs On For Next Season Of Dancing With The Stars
In entertainment news, the baby who was this week booted out of comedian Arj Barker’s Melbourne International Comedy Festival show has been signed by agent to the stars Max Markson and announced as a contestant on Channel 7’s Dancing With… Read More ›
Fury After Comedian Kicks Out A Couple Trying To Conceive During MICF Show
Drama has erupted over an incident that occurred at a Melbourne International Comedy Festival (MICF) show this weekend. Where a couple were kicked out by the comedian performing, after being caught trying to conceive a baby during the show. ”We… Read More ›
Barnaby Asks The AFP To Raid A Few Offices And Find Him A Couple Of Good Sorts
Former Special Envoy for the Man Drought Barnaby Joyce has called upon the Australian Federal Police to raid a few offices and wrangle him up a couple of good sorts who would be able to ‘work’ under him. “Since Vicki… Read More ›
Princess Anne Adds New Baby To List Of People She Needs Kill To Gain Throne
The news that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant with her third child has sent Princess Anne into a fit of rage and forced her to add another name to her list of people she needs to have murdered before… Read More ›
Glenn McGrath Shoots Last White Rhino In Honour Of New Baby
Former Australian cricketer Glenn McGrath and his second wife Sara have announced they are expecting their first child together. McGrath had a vasectomy in 2003 but he took various steps to reverse the procedure including sacrificing half the African veldt… Read More ›